# | Spur | Dauer | |
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1. | Keano, the legion's greatest warrior (Roy Keane, then Ireland and Manchester United footballer) | ||
2. | Fergie, a hair-dryer god (Alex Ferguson, then manager of Manchester United) | ||
3. | General Macartacus (Mick McCarthy, then manager of Ireland) | ||
4. | Quinness, a warrior (Niall Quinn, then Ireland footballer) | ||
5. | Surfia, washerwoman to the legion (Gillian Quinn, Niall's wife) | ||
6. | Packie Bonnerus, a warrior (Packie Bonner, then Ireland goalkeeping coach) | ||
7. | Duffus and Keano the Younger, two child warriors (Ireland footballers Damien Duff, then of Blackburn Rovers; and Robbie Keane, then of Leeds United) | ||
8. | Ridiculus, head of the legion's Federation (representing the Football Association of Ireland) | ||
9. | Dunphia, a wood nymph (Eamon Dunphy, Irish commentator and ghost-writer of Roy Keane's autobiography) | ||
10. | Sanctimonius, Obsequius, Scandalus and Superfluous, a scribes' chorus (representing the different viewpoints of the Irish media). |